This is my weblog.
There are many like it but this one is mine.
My weblog is my best friend.
It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my weblog is useless.
Without my weblog I am useless.
I must post to my weblog.
I must post quicker than my enemy, who is trying to out post me.
I must out post him before he out posts me.
I will.
I swear this creed: my weblog and myself are defenders of my domain, we are the Shakespeare of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until my enemy is posted out of the internet.