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		<title>Gaming in the Cloud</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 13:21:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Physical media, Steam, Direct-2-Drive, Origin. These only a handful of methods for game distribution yet they result in the same questions, how much space do I need and what are the requirements? In the case of Steam and the other online distributors, you&#8217;re also faced with the initial download size. Requirements for playing the top [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Physical media, Steam, Direct-2-Drive, Origin. These only a handful of methods for game distribution yet they result in the same questions, how much space do I need and what are the requirements? In the case of Steam and the other online distributors, you&#8217;re also faced with the initial download size. Requirements for playing the top games are increasing. If, like me, you build or purchase your PC with this in mind then you&#8217;ll at least have a good few years before deciding to upgrade components to keep up. The question is, should we have to? What if we could expand the gaming community past with a lot stricter computer budgets. What if a Mac gamer wanted to play Arkham City now?</p>
<p><span id="more-159"></span>OnLive is not a content distribution method in the same way as Steam, it is instead a cloud based platform for gaming. Rather than purchase, download, and install the games, they are streamed in real-time from their remote servers where all the rendering and computational work is done. The only thing you then need to download is the OnLive client.</p>
<p>There is a try before you buy feature, which is limited to 30 minutes. You can start another 30 minute trial on the exact same game if you wish, however it will not continue from any saves and you&#8217;ll be starting from the beginning &#8211; you can only load your saves on games you aren&#8217;t playing on trial. Asides from just purchasing and trialing, OnLive also allows you to rent games over 3 or 5 day periods. Whilst the service to play itself is free, there is also a subscription model, where £6.99 a month will get you access to 100+ games (which you can see before you decide to purchase, I counted around 125). You won&#8217;t find the latest and greatest in the list, but it does also net you an automatic 30% discount against future purchases (excluding subscriptions).</p>
<p>There are definite benefits. That Mac gamer above could indeed play Arkham City with OnLive. They could then connect their jail-broken iPad to both a keyboard and mouse and even continue playing on there. Whilst there is an app available for both iOS and Android devices, only certain games are touch enabled (I&#8217;ll come back to that in a moment.) For the rest you still need a keyboard and mouse (or a controller from their list of working devices), and the mouse is where the jailbreak comes in.</p>
<p>I decided to give OnLive a go, and initially fired up the trial for Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine on the PC. I had no issues with quality, and response times were fantastic. After having enough of playing I decided to then try Lego Batman, only this time on my Android device. I mentioned earlier touch enabled games, and Lego Batman is one of them. Similar to how a lot of iOS and Android FPS games provide an overlay, you&#8217;re provided with the same method of control with clearly defined touch areas on the screen along with labels if you wish of what each button is. Again the game was responsive, and whilst it was a bit harder to play (due in part to the touch controls and size of the screen) I had no issues. But how well could it stand up to being actually mobile?</p>
<p>Still in the house (I&#8217;m not going to randomly walk around outside at 10pm) I disabled Wi-Fi and connected over the 3G/HSDPA connection of the mobile. The game remained as responsive as it had whilst connected to the Wi-Fi and I noticed no real difference. I then tried it this morning on the walk to work, where the connection seems to hit 3G black-spots and reverts to GPRS. The quality here was not so great. OnLive compresses the image on the fly depending on how your connection is, so whilst at times it was just as clear as it was at home, other times the image quality dropped quite a bit. Whilst the responsiveness was still fantastic, when you&#8217;re struggling to see distorted graphics on an already smaller screen it becomes very difficult to play. With a constant decent connection however, it&#8217;s a great way to continue your game on the move.</p>
<p>OnLive comes with its own built in voice chat (though not available on the Android devices) along with a couple additional features &#8211; Brag Clips and their Arena. Brag clips are OnLives recording and playback system. When activated, your last 10 seconds of gameplay is stored for future playback. Want to show your friend over and over how you fragged them last night? Go right ahead! The Arena is OnLives spectator system. When playing you can set your audio and video to be available to anyone logged in (or to friends only or no-one at all) which is accessible via the Arena. This includes it&#8217;s own spectator chat so you can watch and chat with your friends playing halfway across the world if you so wished and because it&#8217;s done via OnLive&#8217;s servers there is no need to install additional software. When accessing the Arena you are presented with a selection of screens, all live gameplay, which you can scroll through and select to enlarge and watch. I spent part of last night trying this out, seeing what and how others were playing.</p>
<p>As with all game distributions where you do not retain the media, what happens if the company goes under? With Steam you can backup the games and restore them if you wish, but there&#8217;s no such method with OnLive. What if, rather than your own connection being an issue, there&#8217;s major connectivity faults with OnLive? These are valid questions to ask, and only time can really tell the answers. However looking at the <a href="http://www.onlive.com/corporate/partners">list of publishers and companies they&#8217;ve partnered with</a> it paints a picture that OnLive may well be here to stay and fight it&#8217;s corner.</p>
<p>Will I replace my system and place all of my gaming eggs in OnLive? No, at least not yet. The service is fantastic, however not every game I&#8217;d want to play is on there. With more and more publishers being signed up this could well change, but for now I&#8217;m happy to run it alongside for testing and being introduced to new games.</p>
<p>Want to try it out for yourself? Download the iOS/Android app from the App store or Market, or download the PC/Mac client from <a href="http://www.onlive.co.uk/">OnLive</a> and create yourself a free account.</p>
<p>BT Broadband customer? There&#8217;s currently a deal to <a href="http://www.productsandservices.bt.com/consumerProducts/displayTopic.do?topicId=33551&amp;s_cid=con_ppc_maxus_vidZ60_Brand&amp;vendorid=Z60">get the Playpack Bundle free for 3 months</a>.</p>
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		<title>Love News, Love Idiots (pt. IX)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2011 07:13:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, it looks like he got exactly what he wanted. Why did the recession even start? &#160; In other news, BRAAAAAAINSSSSS. &#160; Well, they are fingers. Where the hell did you read fish? &#160; Will throw in disease for free! &#160; Though after buying that Turkey, they should be able to easily fulfill this new [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, it looks like <a href="http://www.moturdrn.co.uk/httpblogsmoturdrncouklove-news-love-idiots-pt-v/">he got exactly what he wanted</a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.moturdrn.co.uk/love-news-love-idiots-pt-ix/dadgotheadjob/" rel="attachment wp-att-145"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-145" title="dadgotheadjob" src="http://www.moturdrn.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dadgotheadjob-300x213.jpg" alt="Love News, Love Idiots (pt. IX)   dadgotheadjob 300x213" width="300" height="213" /></a></p>
<p><span id="more-142"></span></p>
<p>Why did the recession even start?</p>
<p><a href="http://www.moturdrn.co.uk/love-news-love-idiots-pt-ix/hownottobuyahouse/" rel="attachment wp-att-148"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-148" title="hownottobuyahouse" src="http://www.moturdrn.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/hownottobuyahouse-300x235.jpg" alt="Love News, Love Idiots (pt. IX)   hownottobuyahouse 300x235" width="300" height="235" /></a></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>In other news, BRAAAAAAINSSSSS.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.moturdrn.co.uk/love-news-love-idiots-pt-ix/funny-brief-news-stories-dead-mother/" rel="attachment wp-att-146"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-146" title="funny-brief-news-stories-dead-mother" src="http://www.moturdrn.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/funny-brief-news-stories-dead-mother-300x147.jpg" alt="Love News, Love Idiots (pt. IX)   funny brief news stories dead mother 300x147" width="300" height="147" /></a></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Well, they <strong>are</strong> fingers. Where the hell did you read fish?</p>
<p><a href="http://www.moturdrn.co.uk/love-news-love-idiots-pt-ix/itsmadewithrealpeople/" rel="attachment wp-att-149"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-149" title="itsmadewithrealpeople" src="http://www.moturdrn.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/itsmadewithrealpeople-300x200.jpg" alt="Love News, Love Idiots (pt. IX)   itsmadewithrealpeople 300x200" width="300" height="200" /></a></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Will throw in disease for free!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.moturdrn.co.uk/love-news-love-idiots-pt-ix/turkey/" rel="attachment wp-att-151"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-151" title="turkey" src="http://www.moturdrn.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/turkey.jpg" alt="Love News, Love Idiots (pt. IX)   turkey" width="213" height="69" /></a></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Though after buying that Turkey, they should be able to easily fulfill this new policy&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.moturdrn.co.uk/love-news-love-idiots-pt-ix/good-day-fine-employer-i-intend-to-be-ill-2-days-from-now/" rel="attachment wp-att-147"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-147" title="Good day fine employer, I intend to be ill 2 days from now" src="http://www.moturdrn.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Good-day-fine-employer-I-intend-to-be-ill-2-days-from-now-182x300.jpg" alt="Love News, Love Idiots (pt. IX)   Good day fine employer I intend to be ill 2 days from now 182x300" width="182" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Ye cannot change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.moturdrn.co.uk/love-news-love-idiots-pt-ix/weightgain/" rel="attachment wp-att-153"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-153" title="weightgain" src="http://www.moturdrn.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/weightgain-300x86.jpg" alt="Love News, Love Idiots (pt. IX)   weightgain 300x86" width="300" height="86" /></a></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>We need to find out who is behind all this, we can&#8217;t go on!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.moturdrn.co.uk/love-news-love-idiots-pt-ix/population/" rel="attachment wp-att-150"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-150" title="population" src="http://www.moturdrn.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/population-300x230.jpg" alt="Love News, Love Idiots (pt. IX)   population 300x230" width="300" height="230" /></a></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Oh wait, found him!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.moturdrn.co.uk/love-news-love-idiots-pt-ix/viagra/" rel="attachment wp-att-152"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-152" title="viagra" src="http://www.moturdrn.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/viagra.jpg" alt="Love News, Love Idiots (pt. IX)   viagra" width="209" height="56" /></a></p>
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		<title>Love News, Love Idiots (pt. VIII)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2011 12:01:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This guy just can&#8217;t get enough of her pie! &#160; Bring out your old! &#160; Yeah, it&#8217;s definitely not the mass amount of piss and turd floating around down there. &#160; Speaking of sewers, I thought this is what they were for? &#160; I&#8217;d be surprised if it looks like a giant chicken in all [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This guy just can&#8217;t get enough of her pie!</p>
<p><a href="http://blogs.moturdrn.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/poking-her-pie.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-124" title="poking her pie" src="http://blogs.moturdrn.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/poking-her-pie-300x121.jpg" alt="Love News, Love Idiots (pt. VIII)   poking her pie 300x121" width="300" height="121" /></a></p>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Bring out your old!</p>
<p><a href="http://blogs.moturdrn.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/bring-out-your-old.png"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-119" title="bring out your old" src="http://blogs.moturdrn.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/bring-out-your-old.png" alt="Love News, Love Idiots (pt. VIII)   bring out your old" width="245" height="87" /></a></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Yeah, it&#8217;s definitely not the mass amount of piss and turd floating around down there.</p>
<p><a href="http://blogs.moturdrn.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/what-is-that-smell.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-128" title="what is that smell" src="http://blogs.moturdrn.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/what-is-that-smell-300x202.jpg" alt="Love News, Love Idiots (pt. VIII)   what is that smell 300x202" width="300" height="202" /></a></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Speaking of sewers, I thought this is what they were for?</p>
<p><a href="http://blogs.moturdrn.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/sewer-playground.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-125" title="sewer playground" src="http://blogs.moturdrn.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/sewer-playground-300x287.jpg" alt="Love News, Love Idiots (pt. VIII)   sewer playground 300x287" width="300" height="287" /></a></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>I&#8217;d be surprised if it looks like a giant chicken in all honesty.</p>
<p><a href="http://blogs.moturdrn.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/FOR-PONY.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-121" title="FOR PONY" src="http://blogs.moturdrn.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/FOR-PONY.jpg" alt="Love News, Love Idiots (pt. VIII)   FOR PONY" width="224" height="144" /></a></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Speaking of which&#8230; Yes Mr/Ms Journalist, that&#8217;s <strong>exactly</strong> why.</p>
<p><a href="http://blogs.moturdrn.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Giant-Chicken.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-122" title="Giant Chicken" src="http://blogs.moturdrn.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Giant-Chicken-300x178.jpg" alt="Love News, Love Idiots (pt. VIII)   Giant Chicken 300x178" width="300" height="178" /></a></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>I say Toy Yoda, you hear Toyota. Have you had your hearing aid checked recently?</p>
<p><a href="http://blogs.moturdrn.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Toy-Yoda-Toyota.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-126" title="Toy Yoda Toyota" src="http://blogs.moturdrn.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Toy-Yoda-Toyota-300x282.jpg" alt="Love News, Love Idiots (pt. VIII)   Toy Yoda Toyota 300x282" width="300" height="282" /></a></p>
<p>(on a side-note, Yoda&#8217;s obviously been cutting up her arm. That&#8217;ll teach you to spurn him in favour of a car!)</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>DETACHED HOUSE, bricks, mortar, quite large, electricity, few pieces of graffiti but the vandal has been killed.</p>
<p><a href="http://blogs.moturdrn.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/capital-punishment.png"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-120" title="capital punishment" src="http://blogs.moturdrn.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/capital-punishment-300x113.png" alt="Love News, Love Idiots (pt. VIII)   capital punishment 300x113" width="300" height="113" /></a></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Which is the before cosmetic surgery picture? Answers on a postcard&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://blogs.moturdrn.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/great-dane.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-123" title="great dane" src="http://blogs.moturdrn.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/great-dane-300x241.jpg" alt="Love News, Love Idiots (pt. VIII)   great dane 300x241" width="300" height="241" /></a></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Also included, FREE second hand stains.</p>
<p><a href="http://blogs.moturdrn.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/used-toilet-paper.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-127" title="used toilet paper" src="http://blogs.moturdrn.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/used-toilet-paper.jpg" alt="Love News, Love Idiots (pt. VIII)   used toilet paper" width="208" height="78" /></a></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Made purely with <a href="http://blogs.moturdrn.co.uk/love-news-love-idiots-pt-vi/">Burger King&#8217;s special ingredient</a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://blogs.moturdrn.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/artificial-meat.png"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-118" title="artificial meat" src="http://blogs.moturdrn.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/artificial-meat.png" alt="Love News, Love Idiots (pt. VIII)   artificial meat" width="182" height="111" /></a></p>
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		<title>Yet Another New Layout</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 08:15:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yup, yet another layout. Not quite complete, but it&#8217;s almost there. I had actually kind of forgotten about this place, but there will be more updates soon!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yup, yet another layout. Not quite complete, but it&#8217;s almost there.</p>
<p>I had actually kind of forgotten about this place, but there will be more updates soon!</p>
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		<title>An Early Halloween</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 12:57:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I&#8217;ve started work on my Halloween costum&#8230; What&#8217;s that? It&#8217;s only May you say? Well of course it is! It&#8217;s not exactly October now, is it? Tsk. Anyway, work has now started on the costume. Trust me when I say I&#8217;ll be needing all the time I can get!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, I&#8217;ve started work on my Halloween costum&#8230; What&#8217;s that? It&#8217;s only May you say? Well of course it is! It&#8217;s not exactly October now, is it?</p>
<p>Tsk.</p>
<p>Anyway, work has now started on the costume. Trust me when I say I&#8217;ll be needing all the time I can get!</p>
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		<title>Love News, Love Idiots (pt. VII)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 12:43:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Starting with an clipping involving animals seems to be a new recurring theme&#8230; When said dog starts mauling your leg, consider that you may not have been firm enough in telling it &#8220;No!&#8221; I wonder where the owner got that idea from? At least they&#8217;re honest about it. Peace and love to you all&#8230; Another [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Starting with an clipping involving animals seems to be a new recurring theme&#8230;</p>
<p>When said dog starts mauling your leg, consider that you may not have been firm enough in telling it &#8220;No!&#8221;<br />
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v394/shadowkeeepr/Misc/newspaper/14040901.jpg" alt="Love News, Love Idiots (pt. VII)   14040901"  title="14040901 photo" /><br />
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I wonder where the owner got that idea from?<br />
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v394/shadowkeeepr/Misc/newspaper/14040902.jpg" alt="Love News, Love Idiots (pt. VII)   14040902"  title="14040902 photo" /></p>
<p>At least they&#8217;re honest about it.<br />
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<p>Peace and love to you all&#8230;<br />
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<p>Another recurring theme it seems. If they suddenly started moaning out loud, then trust me that whether they had been harmed or not will be the last thing on your mind.<br />
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<p>Must be able to meet on location, City Bank, Downtown.<br />
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		<title>Love News, Love Idiots (pt. VI)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We start off this week&#8217;s &#8220;Love News, Love Idiots&#8221; section with a return by Captain Obvious! &#8220;I wasn&#8217;t worried about the bats at all, but that cross-dressing house wife? Scary!&#8221; Rule number 46 for having an affair: Do it to the sounds of the radio in the background. Sub9liminal mes9sa9ging? 9Never! The real question is, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We start off this week&#8217;s &#8220;Love News, Love Idiots&#8221; section with a return by <a href="http://blogs.moturdrn.co.uk/love-news-love-idiots/">Captain Obvious!</a><br />
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&#8220;I wasn&#8217;t worried about the bats at all, but that cross-dressing house wife? Scary!&#8221;<br />
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<p>Rule number 46 for having an affair: Do it to the sounds of the radio in the background.<br />
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<p>Sub9liminal mes9sa9ging? 9Never!<br />
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<p>The real question is, Willie Stroker?<br />
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<p><a href="http://blogs.moturdrn.co.uk/love-news-love-idiots-pt-iii/">Our favourite cannibals return</a><br />
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		<title>Love News, Love Idiots (pt. V)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 17:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey, he has needs after all! I&#8217;d be a bit worried if they were running around and screaming&#8230; That restoring isn&#8217;t going very well, is it? DJ&#8217;s &#38; Posh Frocks only please, kkthnxbai! Perfectly safe, don&#8217;t worry. I triple guarantee you, there are no American soldiers in Baghd&#8230; Oh wait! Only used once before. P.s. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey, he has needs after all!<br />
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I&#8217;d be a bit worried if they were running around and screaming&#8230;<br />
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<p>That restoring isn&#8217;t going very well, is it?<br />
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<p>DJ&#8217;s &amp; Posh Frocks only please, kkthnxbai!<br />
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<p>Perfectly safe, don&#8217;t worry. I triple guarantee you, there are no American soldiers in Baghd&#8230; Oh wait!<br />
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<p>Only used once before. P.s. We also want to buy another dog.<br />
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		<title>Latest Projects</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 08:19:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;ve been busy with a few new projects recently. Site renovation on moturdrn.co.uk Project: motURL Moturdrn.co.uk The main moturdrn.co.uk site is now being worked on again. A new layout has been designed, and is now in effect on the site. There will be a custom backend on the site, but it won&#8217;t be as [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So I&#8217;ve been busy with a few new projects recently.</p>
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<li>Site renovation on moturdrn.co.uk</li>
<li>Project: motURL</li>
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<strong>Moturdrn.co.uk</strong><br />
The main moturdrn.co.uk site is now being worked on again. A new layout has been designed, and is now in effect on the site. There will be a custom backend on the site, but it won&#8217;t be as deeply involved as a blog. I&#8217;ll release more details on that as it begins.</p>
<p><strong>Project: motURL</strong><br />
I played around with the idea of having my own URL redirection, similar to Tinyurl, shortURL, etc. The result was <a href="http://moturl.com">motURL</a>.</p>
<p>The motURL site gives more information about it, but the basic idea is that you do not need to copy and paste the URL you wish to redirect into the motURL site. You simply add the motURL link to the beginning of the URL, or use a handy toolbar button. The rest is done by magic, specifically magic from faeries.</p>
<p>Example: <a href="http://moturl.com/q3yb34">http://moturl.com/q3yb34</a> links back to this page!</p>
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		<title>Love News, Love Idiots (pt. IV)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 13:01:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did you hear the one about the 30 Chinamen in a Zeppelin? Didn&#8217;t think so, neither had I. How much is that doggy in the window? The one that looks like the man down the road! No wonder they spend ages in the makeup trailer. Best hope none of those school kids are &#8220;wascally wabbits&#8221; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did you hear the one about the 30 Chinamen in a Zeppelin? Didn&#8217;t think so, neither had I.<br />
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How much is that doggy in the window? The one that looks like the man down the road!<br />
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<p>No wonder they spend ages in the makeup trailer.<br />
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<p>Best hope none of those school kids are &#8220;wascally wabbits&#8221; (toned down for decency&#8230;)<br />
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<p>60% of the time it works, every time.<br />
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<p>She&#8217;ll take you all at once!<br />
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