Well, it looks like he got exactly what he wanted.

Why did the recession even start?

In other news, BRAAAAAAINSSSSS.

Well, they are fingers. Where the hell did you read fish?

Will throw in disease for free!

Though after buying that Turkey, they should be able to easily fulfill this new policy…

Ye cannot change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics…

We need to find out who is behind all this, we can’t go on!

Oh wait, found him!