This guy just can’t get enough of her pie!

Bring out your old!

Yeah, it’s definitely not the mass amount of piss and turd floating around down there.

Speaking of sewers, I thought this is what they were for?

I’d be surprised if it looks like a giant chicken in all honesty.

Speaking of which… Yes Mr/Ms Journalist, that’s exactly why.

I say Toy Yoda, you hear Toyota. Have you had your hearing aid checked recently?

(on a side-note, Yoda’s obviously been cutting up her arm. That’ll teach you to spurn him in favour of a car!)

DETACHED HOUSE, bricks, mortar, quite large, electricity, few pieces of graffiti but the vandal has been killed.

Which is the before cosmetic surgery picture? Answers on a postcard…

Also included, FREE second hand stains.

Made purely with Burger King’s special ingredient.